|Traffic congestion in Co. Down!
My wife, however, was born 'n' rared in B'lfast - although she keeps arguin' with me about pronunctiations and so forth! I was born in Co. Down, so I'm definitely on solid ground there - if solid ground is appropriate for a part of the country that's full of lakes!
'Are ye right there, bye?' W'll get oursels redd up an' get wer tay inty us and then we'll get in the cyar an' go til see a fillim!' If yiz can't undtherstaan' a word a' that, then ye'd betther email me!